Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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brian mcgee is gay!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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