whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

brian mcgee is gay!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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