Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Chicken

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Penis penis poop butt

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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