Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Watch your lips.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What's clear and wet? water

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