A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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penis hehehehe

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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