A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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