If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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oh hiya come in

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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