How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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