what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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marshal sterio had sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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