Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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