69

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops