What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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who farted your mother

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's dead? Your mum.

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