knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Six million.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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