knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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