- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

what is big and white? the moon

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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