why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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I'm taken

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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potatoes

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