There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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This is not a good joke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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