Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Ancient Greeks rights

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

your mom

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

i love antijokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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