What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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canaan and mallory

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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NASCAR

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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imadewords

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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