How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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baby loves lalma

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Paul Dylan King!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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potatoes

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

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