Obama

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Potato

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Garry Glitters on here

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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