- Anti Joke

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

whats long and black? a baton

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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