A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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