Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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YOLO

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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hi

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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