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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Nobody cares.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Two women were sitting quietly.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

A blind man walks into a bar

What's dead? Your mum.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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