What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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