How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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