Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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space is fun

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Black People.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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