Chuck Norris.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

antijokes

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

whos gay? you are

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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