- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What abou three times

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Agricultural production fell significantly.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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