- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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