Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

i love huge wieners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Guess what? No.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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