Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Which one is hardest?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Sorry boss

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Nobody cares.

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Doorbell salesman.

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BWAT

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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