how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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don't look behind you

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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