- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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