Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Dancing Potatoe!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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