What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

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