B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Anti Joke

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