- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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