- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What did you say? I don't know.

A black goes to college

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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