Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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