What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Where's my shotgun

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Canada

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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