Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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