A jew go out of a bar

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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