An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Cows go moo.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Knock Knock Come in

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

whats 2+2? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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