- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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