- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

"Up to 50% off."

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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