- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

No. Yes.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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