- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Nothing yet CC

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

So. The gays. ...

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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