What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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