Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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