- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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