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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Where's my tractor?

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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