- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

i like tits

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

The Pope

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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