What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Are you a human?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Republicans

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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