- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people. They are so kind.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

My butt!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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