- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

69, hahaha

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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