How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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marshal sterio had sex

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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