What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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who farted your mother

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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