Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What is brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Farts smell bad!

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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