- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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