- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

a man walks into horse bar

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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