- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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