- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Yo daddy!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Ham sandwich

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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