- Anti Joke

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH THEY DO.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.