if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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MICHAEL

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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