What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your Mom

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Asians

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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