- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

who eats pencils asians

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

guess what what? nothing.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Good.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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