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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Women.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

A black guy with his family.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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