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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Knock knock What

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Women

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Shut the cork up!

Murder me once, shame on you.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

hi michael

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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