What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Joey mayer's face

hey bill!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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