Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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