- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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