Watch your lips.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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