- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How old is your mom? Old.

What did the fish say? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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