- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

PENlS.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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