- Anti Joke

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

fart+fart=poop

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.