Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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hi corey

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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I like to eat people

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Enchilada

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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