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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

What is long and black The unemployment line

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

A black guy with his family.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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