- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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