A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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