Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Penis penis poop butt

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JEWS

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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