Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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