she wasn't 18

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This is an anti-joke.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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