what's red and blue? your heart

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Womens rights

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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