- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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