why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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