Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Society.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Anti Joke

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