How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Womens Rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the man with cancer do? Die

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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