- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

A black man didn't walk into a bar

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

my namew is jd

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Niki Minaj's ass

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Comedy.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Farts smell bad!

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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