- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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