-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Women's rights

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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