- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Stop being a centipede

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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