What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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