- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

my mom raped yerr foot

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

oh hiya come in

Who is a knob? ross d

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

this is a joke

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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