A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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