Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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she wasn't 18

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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