- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

involved parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Leave her alone...

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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