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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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