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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

hi to the world fromthe world

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

a retard lost...

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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