Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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