what did one tree say to the other? move over

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

I have a crush on my dad.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a duck?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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