What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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