What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Reed is poopin

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

I'm a like whore

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...