how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Women's rights

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Bake until golden at 375

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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